I took Aaron and Ele to school the other day and when we picked up Rachel this is basically how the conversation went
Rachel: "my dad is going to be a pirate".
Aaron: "Really, my dad would never dress up."
Ele: "he will if I ask him"
Matt, later that night: " I don't care what it is, just put it together for me and please make it have a gun"
You can't see the gun but it is there! He is a sucker for his girls.